Shipping
Shipping & delivery
Every tee is printed for you after you order, in the USA. Here's exactly what it costs, how long it takes, and when yours would land on your doorstep.
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What it costs
Free over $85
Flat $5.95 in the US below that.
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How long it takes
5–10 business days
To the US, printing included.
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Where we ship
US, Canada, AU & NZ
Printed and shipped from the USA.
When would mine arrive?
Pick where you are and we'll work out the real dates — printing time included, weekends skipped. No guessing from a table.
Pick a destination above to see your estimated delivery date, or see the full table below.
Order today and it should reach between
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- Printed by
- In transit
- On your doorstep
An estimate, not a guarantee. Carrier delays and busy seasons can add a few days, and we'll always tell you if something slips rather than let you wonder.
Rates and delivery windows
All in business days, and the day you order doesn't count. Totals include printing, so this is door-to-door, not just transit.
Why there's a short wait
We don't hold stock. Your shirt doesn't exist until you order it, which is why nothing ships the same day — and why what turns up was made for you rather than pulled off a shelf. We'd rather tell you that plainly than pretend otherwise.
Track an existing order- 01You order. It goes to the print queue within 24 hours.
- 02It's printed and cured to order — nothing pulled off a shelf.
- 03Checked, folded, and handed to the carrier with tracking.
Order by these dates for Christmas
The last safe order dates for delivery before Christmas Eve, counting printing and transit. These update themselves as the date gets closer.
December is the busiest month for every carrier on earth. If your date is close to the cut-off, order earlier than it says.
Customs, duties and taxes
Orders inside the United States have no customs step at all — nothing to pay beyond what you see at checkout.
Canada ships duty-paid. We settle the import charges before your parcel leaves, so there is nothing extra to pay on arrival and no broker knocking on your door.
Australia and New Zealand ship from the USA, which means your parcel clears customs on arrival. Any import duty or GST is assessed and charged to you by your own country's customs authority. Those rates are set by your government, not by us, and they aren't included in what you pay at checkout.
We declare every parcel honestly. We won't mark an order as a gift or undervalue it — it puts your parcel at risk and it isn't who we want to be.
If something goes wrong
My tracking hasn't updated in a few days
Quiet tracking is normal, especially on the long legs. Carriers scan a parcel when it changes hands, not continuously, so a few days of silence between an origin scan and the next one usually means it's simply in transit.
If nothing has moved for more than 7 days, send us your order number and we'll open a case with the carrier.
I entered the wrong address
Tell us straight away. While your order still shows Order received we can correct it at no cost.
Once printing starts the label is locked in. After that the parcel has to fail delivery and come back to the print facility before it can be resent, which adds two to three weeks — so the sooner you catch it, the better.
Can I pay for faster delivery?
Express options appear at checkout where the print facility offers them. Worth knowing: express only speeds up the transit half — printing still takes its 2 to 5 business days, because your shirt has to exist before anyone can rush it anywhere.
If you have a hard deadline, message us before you order and we'll tell you honestly whether it's achievable.
My order arrived in two parcels
That's expected on multi-item orders. Different designs are sometimes printed at different facilities, and rather than hold your whole order back we ship each part as it's finished.
You're never charged twice for shipping, and each parcel gets its own tracking number.
Do you ship to my country?
Right now we ship to the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Those are the places we can get a tee to you at a delivery time and cost we're comfortable promising.
If you're somewhere else, email us — if we're getting enough requests from your country, it moves up the list.
How it arrives
Folded in a plain mailer with no loud branding on the outside — good if it's a gift, and small enough to fit through most letterboxes so it isn't left on a doorstep in the rain.
Still not sure about something? We'd much rather answer before you buy than after.